MARIE-LOUISE PLUM

By Marie-Louise Plum, Jan 3 2018 03:06PM

Facebook won't allow me to sell this piece of art. Apparently it doesn't meet their approval, as they tend not to "allow the sale of adult items or services (e.g. sexual enhancement items or adult videos)."


Here is the glorious message in full...


Rejected: There are issues with your product

If you've read our commerce policies and think that your item should be approved, fill in this form.

It looks like we didn't approve your item because we don't allow the sale of adult items or services (e.g. sexual enhancement items or adult videos).


It's the second best rejection letter I've had.


-MLP

By guest, Jan 3 2018 02:00PM


It may be a hiding to nothing but keeping sound sanity, however, I'm making a valiant effort to reject the internet of new and retreat into the creaking cupboard of 1999 - the Internet Glory Days.

The usual socials may still have me in their greasy palms, but I'm bucking off as much as I can.

Welcome to my new website, dear friends. Clunky as it might be, aged in design and functionality, I'm enjoying it and hope you will too.


-MLP